- Attractive boy: Hi I'm famous
- Attractive boy: Hi I'm gay
- Attractive boy: Hi I'm a douchebag
- Attractive boy: Hi I'm twice your age
- Attractive boy: Hi I have a girlfriend
- Attractive boy: Hi I don't like you back
- Attractive boy: Hi I live on the other side of the planet
- Attractive boy: Hi I don't know that you exist
- Attractive boy: Hi I'm a fictional character
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funkysafari:
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r47z2OX01r6bovho1_500.jpg)
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
When you spend all night doing a project due the next day and the teacher doesn’t collect it in.
(Source: escape-into-my-world)
